I’m frustrated. My dishwasher, which I completely rely on, is kaput. It’s not washing, and I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out why.

Then I gave up and decided to watch the Simpsons, one of my favorite things on tv, although I haven’t watched it in ages. And I’m still waiting for it. Two minutes of Simpsons leads to five minutes of commercials. It’s sick. And I will pass on network tv from now on.